We have not gone paperless
We have gone people less
We do more and they do less
We check ourselves out
We bag we pay we push their buttons
We put their cart back
We thank ourselves
We don’t call
We chat with the bot
We travel over seas for customer service
We wait and wait wading through lousy music
And wait to speak to a person
Who knows less than we do
I now know all the holidays in the Philippines
They are so kind and polite
While we eat our cell
Phone and cell phone ingestion
Stats rise
You get a three percent discount I’ll have to give you 5 percent
I don’t have a 3 percent key.
Is that ok.
We have gone people less
We do more and they do less
We check ourselves out
We bag we pay we push their buttons
We put their cart back
We thank ourselves
We don’t call
We chat with the bot
We travel over seas for customer service
We wait and wait wading through lousy music
And wait to speak to a person
Who knows less than we do
I now know all the holidays in the Philippines
They are so kind and polite
While we eat our cell
Phone and cell phone ingestion
Stats rise
You get a three percent discount I’ll have to give you 5 percent
I don’t have a 3 percent key.
Is that ok.
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